Wednesday, February 09, 2005

eason jordans Greatest Hits(so far...)

  • "Owed" to ej
  • eason jordan,
  • Room and boardin',
  • With the devil,
  • Not the Lord in,
  • Heaven above,
  • He's got no Love,
  • For those who fight,
  • And Preserve the right,
  • Of votes not pain,
  • His network loved,
  • To cloak hussein,
  • From "evil doers"
  • Our taliban screwers,
  • 'Ol eason's mad,
  • he'll kill Your Dad,
  • With lies and slander,
  • Built as pander,
  • To killers of thousands,
  • Now aroused and,
  • Lookin' for U S,
  • They'll bomb a bus,
  • Of 3rd grade Jews,
  • Hey now eason,
  • Do you "Got Clues"?
  • Reporters dead,
  • In COMBAT ZONES !,
  • Is your face red,
  • For no proof shown ?
  • Of how our Men,
  • Target jazheera,
  • A REAL deaths den,
  • Why should they fear a,
  • Reprisal from,
  • A shell-shocked gunny ?
  • Their promo-shuns,
  • Make streets go runny,
  • With blood from his,
  • Well loved brothers,
  • And GROUPS of kids,
  • With mourning Mothers.
  • Safely "inbed",
  • OUR "evil" shown,
  • Cut off a head ?
  • Leave THAT alone !!!
  • Limericks for truth Presents...
  • There once was a "man" named eason,
  • Who with his brethren,
  • Commited treason,
  • They'd obfuscate,
  • And hide their hate,
  • Raping the 1st in every season.

  • Grand spawn of Lizzie B.
  • eason jordan, took some "facts",
  • And gave Israelis 40 wacks,
  • When he saw that this was fun,
  • He gave his country, finger one.

This, is CNN

  • CNN spells, for you doom,
  • If your leader, has a rape room,
  • For press access, buys him silence,
  • Bad George said "axis",but "there's no violence !"
  • You see the story, is the thing,
  • "Don't let a fact, dull 'your truths' ring",
  • We've got a certain, point of view,
  • Dichotomies, should not bug you.
  • Give in, To us you should bow,
  • Before us sans proof,
  • Ask dan rather how,
  • He'll say "just stay aloof".
  • It works each bloody time,
  • So the watchers note,
  • Then say a lame ass line,
  • That some lawyer wrote.
  • He who laughs the last,
  • Laughs the best you know?
  • Now that you are the past,
  • Does it really blow?

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