Mattis v. invertabrates

• Badass Mattis,
• Don't believe 'im,
• Pain's all that is,
• He's relievin',
• To do a job,
• That must be done,
• Why must they rob,
• Him of his "fun" ?
• Want to do this ?
• No one does,
• An ugly job his,
• Embrace him 'cuz,
• To strap on guns and,
• Dispense justice,
• To the taliban,
• Now turned to dust is,
• A miracle for,
• 20 mil. Aghgan,
• Fearin' OBLs war,
• Now their votes can,
• For the way make,
• Freedom & Peace now,
• Who would dare take,
• Such a solemn vow ?
• For you see 'tis,
• This thin line green,
• Gives despite his,
• Words they think mean,
• Rights to screamin',
• And persuin'
• All those they're reamin'
• And want to ruin.
• They say "We're" bad,
• He says "hup two",
• Still they make mad,
• All the ones who,
• Would kill babies,
• To "show our evils".
• Souls full of rabies,
• Should get a bowlweavels,
• Brand of respect
• From our fighters,
• Who can't, detect,
• Hearts in these blighters.
• Mattis & his men,
• Must live our worst fears,
• Lest we all again,
• Live a thousand Dark Age years.