Friday, September 05, 2008

Possibly THE Funniest thing EVER

http://view.break.com/565864 - Watch more free videos

Currently, there are tears in my eyes.

Can you say that? Will you offer your tears to them?

Peggy Noonan, I've come to Help You

Here's the link to what she said, http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122044753790594947.html?mod=rss_opinion_main , and here's my suggestion for her:

This sounds too much like Obamas' explanation for the "...And I don't 'look like' those other presidents on the dollar bills" quote. Peggy Noonan is not a politician, why talk like one? You want my suggestion? Well here it is anyway:(P.N.) "I like Kay Bailey Hutchison, but mostly, I dread an Obama presidency so, I'm on board in public. I appologize for giving msnbc, a company that is 110% in the tank for Obama, enough rope to hang me. Especially if it has embarassed Gov. Palin. I wish her and Sen. McCain every success, and I hope all of you will still take me as a sincere and thoughtful person with something to offer. Falsity is a trait I wish never to be identified with and to that end, I offer my sincerest appologies to everyone I let down, Peggy Noonan."

Strangely enough, the Journal hasn't even offered me a position. Go figure...

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

The "Thanks, We Gave at the Office" Caption Contest


Well, that last one was such a smashing success, I decided to go double or nothing.....DANG! Nuthin' again...
Okay, I'll start it again:
"Honey, there's someone at the door...of our cave."