Wednesday, December 26, 2007

To Strike or Not to Strike, Iran is the Question

Would you support a preemptive strike on Iran?
Would I ever ! Which button do I push ?
No, but a "surgical" strike on that Mamoud creep wouldn't hurt my feelings.
Yes, but only if we promise to stop the bombing after 444 days.
No, And why haven't we caught that Rushdie guy yet?
Yes, as long as Bush rides the first bomb into downtown Tehran srceaming,"YEE-HAH !"
Only the parts that already glow.
Yes, if only to give Mrs. Clinton a chance to be against a war from the start.
As long as it's done Democratically, ie: We drop 1 bomb, they blow up 1 mall, etc.
What's your problem man!?! I mean Israel has nukes, so why don't we attack them man!?!
Maybe, but first we gotta take out that cancerous cell at Columbia U. free polls


The Localmalcontent said...

Heh, good poll Q! Suggest that America also drop some of those Britney Spears pics you mentioned, over Tehran, Qod...

That will take care of whatever else isn't melted.

USpace said...

Hey, I loved your senryu about terrorists over at that Michelle Malkin post about responding to Gitmo poets.

Terrorists as poets means they must be sensitive creatures. Boohoo...
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
be terrorist garbage

believe that God wants you
to strap bombs onto babies

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't kill terrorists

put them in cushy cells
and treat them like caged kings

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
feel sorry for terrorists

they're just mommies and daddies
willing to kill their children