Saturday, December 23, 2006

In appreciation of Michelle Malkin

In appreciation of Michelle Malkin
"Michelle the Marauder"
From beyond the horizon,There arose such a clatter,Such a whining of sorts,And I said "What's the matter?"

'Twas liberals they was,Cryin' "Racist!" and "Biggot!",But the sound they condemned,Held the truth and I dig it

'Twas "Maraudin' Michelle",Ridin' fast through tall grasses,She'd come to raise hell,And unleash it on asses

She said "Let there be light",And the truth shone like gold,What a beautiful site,Now the truth starved behold

And so it would go,With this ruthless marauder,Lies shown as themselves,Good people applaud 'er

Riding in righting the issues,Six gun of truth at the ready,There's none fairer around,With or without lefty yetis

I have but one wish for mine own,My dearest sweet daughter,That she grow up to be,True to self,like "Michelle the Marauder"

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

"Iran & Syria Goforit" committee

One little,two little, 3 appeasers.

Four little,five little, 6 appeasers.

Seven little,eight little, 9 appeasers.

All in line with nazi Jim ! ----------------------------------------------->

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Justice Breyer :Japanese interned in WWII = Gitmo terrorists now

Justice Breyer just compared terrorist mass murderers at Gitmo to Japanese Americans interned during WWII in his taped interview on Fox News Sunday by the notorious assassin of liberals,Chris Wallace. Hmm, considering the lawsuit against "Kramer" Richards was all about insensitivity, does it follow that the decendants of that other moment of American shame and bigotry now have a case against SCOTUS member Breyer ? Way to call him on that one Chrissy ! Wait, uh, oops. Nevermind.

When it comes to fashioning a straight thought from the most twisted and perverse methods, Justice Breyer affirms the impossibility of that happening. You see, it is impossible to get a quote, from the very nuanced one, where he makes a direct point. The reason ? Apparently, the last time he made a direct statement to fact, he was a child and it went something like this: "Mommy? I ga go potty !" In answer to which his mother, horrified with embarassment in front of her bridge club, made the little future justice in knickers hold it while doing a "jig" for benefit of the vericose laden cheek tweekers,leaving him scarred and well, the meaningless and yet, oh so dangerous lump of ambiguity we now live under the boot of. I know that's horrific English but you get the point. Your thoughts:

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Jesus to Announce for Presidency !

Jesus to Announce for Presidency:Dateline-Wash. D.C.

Washington Post:
That's right, you haven't gotten into some bad holy water, word has it that our alleged Lord and Savior is getting into the 2008 presidential race.His spokesperson and acting campaign manager,Judas Carvill, had this to say, "My fellow oythlins, I can only say, dat you are praying to, THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA !! Let's here it for him folks! Ah nevamind, he already knows if yer for 'im. So let me just say, that we are prepared to go to da four cahners of dis nation ta get the suppaut a every American left standing after his retoin. Questions? Any questions?"
Tool thomas: "You mentioned 'The four corners of the earth' or some such nonsense, does this mean that Mr. Christ is a bible literalist?"
Carvill: "Now look heayah Helen, doze kinda questions woiked fine wit da soon ta be previous admen'stration, but you keep up wit dat trash on dis heayah canidate and you gonna find yo'self in a hole big woild a hoit !"
Tool gregory: "Is this just a well thought out plan using the release of Mr. Christs new movie for political advantage and are you, on His behalf, prepared to guarantee that no such manipulation has occured ?"
Carvill: "Boy! I'm gwine ta take ya'all out ta da woodshed if'n you don't come up wit somethin' real n' substintive...WIT A KWIKNESS !!! BOY !
Tool gregory: "I'm sorry, did you say what political affilliation Mr. Christ will be running as ?"
Carvill: "Dat's it ! This presser is ova! Mary, kick dat little sissy boys buttox ! Ya'all'll get da details of His strategy startin' on Monday.We're outta here!"
Anonymous tool: "Mr. Carvill, does that mean He returns on Monday ?"

More to follow in the coming days. Your thoughts: