Friday, September 05, 2008

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Currently, there are tears in my eyes.

Can you say that? Will you offer your tears to them?

Peggy Noonan, I've come to Help You

Here's the link to what she said, , and here's my suggestion for her:

This sounds too much like Obamas' explanation for the "...And I don't 'look like' those other presidents on the dollar bills" quote. Peggy Noonan is not a politician, why talk like one? You want my suggestion? Well here it is anyway:(P.N.) "I like Kay Bailey Hutchison, but mostly, I dread an Obama presidency so, I'm on board in public. I appologize for giving msnbc, a company that is 110% in the tank for Obama, enough rope to hang me. Especially if it has embarassed Gov. Palin. I wish her and Sen. McCain every success, and I hope all of you will still take me as a sincere and thoughtful person with something to offer. Falsity is a trait I wish never to be identified with and to that end, I offer my sincerest appologies to everyone I let down, Peggy Noonan."

Strangely enough, the Journal hasn't even offered me a position. Go figure...

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

The "Thanks, We Gave at the Office" Caption Contest

Well, that last one was such a smashing success, I decided to go double or nothing.....DANG! Nuthin' again...
Okay, I'll start it again:
"Honey, there's someone at the door...of our cave."

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The "President, Joe Barack America" Caption Contest

I know I put alot of captions myself, but they are very wierd and you're not reading this anyway. Add to it anyway, and I'll post the winners next week.
"Yo-yo-yo! Barry my brother, what it be like, my MAN!?"

"You know, you're not the 'clean, bright, articulate, African-American' I thought I knew Barry."

Unfortunately, the DNCs' idea of using "Mood Podiums" only resulted in Sen. Biden openly weeping, while Sen. Obama flew into a rage and beheaded Dennis Kucinch.

(Obama) "Who just cast their eyes upon me !?! Tell me or you will all burn for it!"

"Exc...excu...EXCUSE ME Senator Biden, but I still haven't finished my waffle! Do you mind?!"

"Yes sir! Yes, the lowly Senator from little Delaware knows his place Lord. I'll go wait by the phone for your blessing."

(D.Letterman) "And the #1 reason Obama is the Dems candidate for POTUS is: He can deliver the prized, 'I hate my country' vote!"

(say) Buh-Bye 2 Obama/Biden in '08

"Gosh Barry, you're so 'clean', I MEAN, 'bright', I MEAN, 'nice-looking', I MEAN, 'articulate', I MEAN, awwww screw it! I can't do nothin' right! Even when I'm standing next to the black guy!.......I'll be in the broom closet if anyone wants me..."

"Hey Barry! Say, Hillary said you could hook me up with a quality slumlord. Can ya help a Senator out ?"

"Hey bro, can a brother bum a smoke?"

"Yeah, I know, I hate her too man...What? The mic is what?"

"Hey look, we match our podiums! Alright! This is gonna be so neat, Huh Mr. Biden !?!"

"Yes Senator, I have noticed that I'm black. Now, could you not address me directly ever again please ?

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Thank You Airmen, Marines, Soldiers and Sailors

Following is my little Memorial Day 2008 homage to uniformed American personnel, and all who support them, around the world and for all times. If you think it's worth passing on, please do. If not, thanks for reading it anyway. Good night and may God bless the American Fighting Man and his every mission, wherever they may be, throughout this world that would surely be a dark place w/o them.

The uniform, is not the man, Nor pride before him goeth,
Give this day, but once a year, Thanks be to him, let's showeth

They worked, they bled, and died as well, For mates dead, and survivors,
And oft decree, "No 'hero' me", Such humble, wise pearl divers

So when upon, your eyes they fall, Our flag so free of nonsense,
Just wish them well, those selfless few, Sweet Liberty, their recompense

They fought before, they'll fight again, They struggle now to free us,
From our shallow, thankless ways, Without them, would God see us ?

'Tis true that Greater, Love Hath No Man, Than He Who Lays Down His Life,
"For His Friends" I think it goes, Such was done for all of us, Do we honor their strife ?

Try to honor them each day, our Bill of Rights please read 'em,
Sacred is the author of (not abusers of) our freedom

So next time when, the traffic stinks, Promotions' being shredded,
Be grateful tanks don't roll your streets, Nor girls in school beheaded

Thank you Airman, Thank you Private, Thanks Lieutenant Colonel,
I thank you all in uniform, and wish you life eternal


Mark Ducharme May 24th 2008

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Beretta Xtrema 2 Shotgun Demo

E=mc2 is cool and everything, but stuff like this really boggles my mind.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Neat little Quiz found on Black Five

Kinda cool. You answer a bunch of random questions about your laundery habits, and their computer figures out the degree of your subversive tendencies.
Well, looks like I'm ok. How 'bout you, ya banana smoking hippie !?!
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