And That's the Way it Isn't

Oh the Humanity ! Disaster on the Beach!

And that's the way it isn't
Sunday, October 15, 2006 8:25 PM

Typical news report from a disaster or possible disaster on any given day, on any given news fraudcast......

"This is Geraldo Rivera on site here in Honolulu Hawaii with a live report of the carnage, real and otherwise. We have reports of dozens of mothers who fear their babies and small children may get woozy from all of the horribly violent, gentle swaying that some of the higher buildings are experiencing, so they are flinging them from highrise apartment buildings and hotels rather than let them live through this awful,awful,awful,awful,awful,awful symptom of the failed Bush administration. Oh my God ! Oh my God ! Oh my God !"
(meant to be off mic, "Just give me the damm thing !" - off camera assistant then hands GR a small child) "Look at this ! Look at this ! Look at this ! This is a baby ! A baby ! Do something ! Would you all just do something !?! Look at the baby ! Oh my God ! Oh my God ! Oh my God !" (diminutive Filipino woman hits Geraldo upside head. Retrieves infant) GR- "It's okay ! It's okay everybody. I have successfully reunited that poor victim of global warming and the geopolitical policies of the GOP - which lets face it, are two sides of the same coin - with it's poor mother. In closing, I'd just like to say. It's not easy being me but I'm the only one who can do it. From the,'Disaster on the Beach', I'm Geraldo Rivera, reporting and...just doing my job...one life rescue at a time...back to you Shep."

Thanks Geraldo. We are going right now to a live report from the Komeoniwannawikiwiki Tiki Bar on the island of Maui, go ahead Greta.

"This is Greta von Vandersloot and I've got to tell you....this is the most horriffic thing I have ever experienced. We won't show you what is just to the left of me, but it is absolute carnage ! Right now I'd have to say there are at least a dozen dead or injured Yankees in this room. Apparent victims of a precautionary straifing by this Israely pilot, Hank Greenberg Jr.. Mr. Greenberg, don't you feel guilty for this carnage ? I mean yes, they did blow it in the League Championship Series. But was this really necessary ?" Mr.Greenberg "I had my orders. There was a quake. Once it got to the Yankees, we knew we had to stop it. The chain reaction could have led to the destruction of every ginjoint, pool hall and tiki bar for miles." von Vandersloot: "Don't you feel guilty for all of the innocent barmaids and exotic dancers who had to die for your ORDERS ?" Mr. Greenberg: "Hey honey, I just do my job. Oh Yeah. Go Tigers !" Reporter von Vandersloot then broke down in tears and converted to the church of "Dema-commy-kofi-ism". Later, the "dead and injured" Yankees, drank some coffee and went home in "Mr. Greenberg's" Hummer.

Meanwhile, back at FOX studios they roll out the title of their current reason to exist "Disaster on the Beach, What did Hastert Know, and when did he Know it ?"

This is Shepard Smith and we have breaking news from Nawlens Louisiana: Mayor "Wrong Ray" Naggin has just called out the National Guard and sent them on a road mission to Hawaii in support of the terrible attrocity there. "Wrong Ray" : "I have poisanally instwucted all of our bus maintainance poisonal to remove the earl from ALL of our school buses so as to avoid the sort of toxic soup that ocoied in the last devastatin' hoyacane. I understand that the quakes fault line has ekstended to the Oakland Athletics clubhouse and will be wreckin' havoc right here vay soon so I have also awded 10 tousand body bags and my law enfoicement poisanell is ol'raidy b'gun stuffin' dem sucka's fulla fokes dat is in impendin' dainja. Espaishally if day is white. Nahlens will rimain, a chowklit cita !" Shep: "The man is a saint. If only we had leadership like that in Washington." (breaks down and cries like a little girl)

bottom of screen crawl---- GOP disaster in Hawaii----Hundreds suspected dead as killer tsunami, triggered by administrations foriegn policy, rips exclusively through non-white areas of islands----Sen. Akaka says,"G. Bush hates Samoan people"---Republicans in congress demand Hastert explain where he was---Hastert appologizes for insensitively in not warning any gays who might have been present at apex of GOP quakes attack---Death toll now confirmed at up to many thousands and probably more---Stockmarket hits new high of 89,000---Stanford geophyisicist,"I think it was one of those things that just happens sometimes"---Stanford fires unbalanced professor for obscene comments regarding Bush admins. lack of responsibility in GOP coordinated, quake attack on Hawaii---Berkley faculty storms Stanford, beheads rampaging geophys. prof. for crimes against nature---Hague approves/endorses Berkley action---Stockmarket levels off---Hawaii rescue teams to hold press conf. on count/status of dead/dying---Honolulu native, "Whoa, I mean, like I was so dizzy"---Adjusted casualty count in: 0 dead, 0 injured, still, many outraged at lack of help from F.E.M.A.---Geraldo/Shep go on vacation to Hawaii, marvel at empty beaches,"Those poor people. If only we could have saved them all..."---

later on down the bottomline crawl...
4th straight year of intense coverage on "The Disaster on the Beach" inspires prisoners at Gitmo to retaliate against pol pot-ish, nazi like, gulag running guards. Strangle several with tv cable. Crush rest with big screen tv's---Sen. Durbin lauds efforts of "poor oppressed brown people. No longer will you have to bow down to the jackbooted, rethuglican guards."---God says "Screw it ! I'm ending this thing tommorow. Kiss your sorry butts goodbye."---Pres. H. Clinton, "This is your Bush legacy America."----Pres. Clinton hit by lightning strike---Rev. Falwell, "Apparently, He just couldn't wait one more day for her to be gone."--- God to reconsider impending doom action---GOP leadership officially condemns Falwell statement--- Space shuttle crew reports siting of giant fuse being lit at N.Pole---KABLOOIE !

American and Proud of it.: Democrat values.#links

The following is a link to a very funny - and accurate - post.

American and Proud of it.: Democrat values.#links

Another example of GI "terrorizing" John Kerry warned about

Vets for Freedom

Cpl Joe McCarthy was killed in action on September 6, 2004. He was a team leader with the 1st MarDiv. This picture of Joe (by photojournalist Hayne Palmour) remains one of the most captivating images of the war as it is symbolic of American goodwill in Iraq.
Joe’s widow, Amanda, and Joe’s family believe in the fight for freedom in Iraq and are strong supporters of Vets for Freedom. Joe was from St. Johns, Arizona.

This view of the VERY SECRET - if you watch/read/listen to only the U.S. media- horrors visited upon the helpless Iraqi people, who can't wait for us to leave, so that they will no longer be forced to kill each other in mass due to our irritating presence. These children had to be slaughtered like livestock later as they had come into contact with "The problem, not the solution" to violence & strife in Iraq.

Thank you jon murtha (who is responded to in the link above) and thank you t. kennedy (who is paraphrased above). If there is ANYTHING good, and not just a great big bunch more of killing, that results from your constant slander of our country and The American Fighting Man, it exists only in a fantasy land that even you traitors do not believe. You can fool the MSM. You can even fool the likes of well intentioned blokes like Hugh Hewitt, but we know that you mean harm to our country and it's finest for your own political benefit. May you rot in obl's arse after he makes you his first victims should he ever win with your disgusting help.
I pray that God will forgive me for my hatred of you. Rot in hell,
Sincerely,
2spot

Sad tidings, thanks to al gore and his jive klan

Corporal Brett Lundstrom, USMC

Corporal Brett Lundstrom, USMC. Yeah, that was a proud man, from a proud family and a proud tribe. In January, they mourned this fallen patriot with a wake, the slide show of which is linked above. It is hard to reel off some sarcastic screed at acomplices to his death like the hateful, bigoted former Vice President, al gore after viewing this dignified, loving, goodbye and tribute to someone who was obviosly a pearl of a gift, given to us by our creator, for far too short a time. He will be missed but not forgotten. Please honor his memory and do ANYTHING you can to take action in your support of the American Fighting Man. If, like al gore, you believe that he is the perpetrator of attrocities, please leave this fair land as you can only serve to destroy it.

God bless you Corporal Lundstrom, may you walk forever in paradise. 2spot
Vets for Freedom

Senator Kennedy to enemy: Go ahead, kill us, we suck !

LCpl Quinn Keith was killed in action on 9/6/2004 near Fallujah Iraq. Quinn was from the Towering House Clan of the Dine (Navajo Indian) Tribe from Blanding, Utah.
Quinn's family are strong supporters of the mission to fight for freedom in Iraq and also fully support Vets for Freedom.



Ah yes, another one of the greatest and brightest that this nation has to offer was LCPL Quinn Keith whose body (if there is a God, his soul most assuredly, is walking in paradise) was destroyed by the life hating scum that is our enemy and all with the encouragement of several United States Senators. Witness if you will, the "profound" words of a true coward and traitor to the thoughts and deeds of patriots like Corporal Keith, who actually understood that being a freedom loving American means taking responsibility and not just packing as much hedonism into every second of ones life as one can. Take it away Senator Killerdy-"Shamefully we now learn that Saddam's torture chambers reopened under new management, U.S. management." Wow ! What a statesman. What a leader. What a pile of shit of a human being. It almost brings up bile to refer to such a colossal colostomy bag, such an entire waste of oxygen, such a complete and utter birden on humanity and the national alcohol supply as a "human being". Way to go Mass., as a French blooded native of your liberal confines, it is getting ever more difficult not to submit to the urge of hanging myself in shame. 2spot

Dink Turban aims,he fires,he kills another US Patriot

Fallen Patriot: Mick Bekowski
Cpl Mick Bekowski was killed in action on Sept 6th 2004. Mick volunteered to serve his country and to defend freedom around the world. He was an Infantry team leader with 2nd Battalion, First Marines.

Mick's family are strong supporters of the mission to fight for freedom in Iraq and also fully support Vets for Freedom. Mick was from Concord, California.

Well, in all fairness to Mr. Turban, I did not become aware of his treasonous behavior until the infamous,"...you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime--Pol Pot or others--that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case. This was the action of Americans in the treatment of their prisoners." But hey, he's still a c-sucking America hating, apologist for the killers of the American Fighting Man.

I know it is a sin to wish harm to anyone's soul. I hope Dink Turban's is crushed under the feet of the killers he encourages,for eternity, once they are all- hopefully very soon- brought home to their very own perfect little pieces of real estate in hell. Got damn you Senator, got damn you straight to hell. And God bless the American Fighting Man who just keeps trudging on in the face of his own countrymen (traitors that they are) encouraging the killers of freedom and anything decent, innocent or having a potential for beauty-accepting of course for our wonderful weaponry, which is always beautiful when it reaches it's intended target(s). 2spot

Another American Fighting Man killed by peaceniks

You'll remember that by March of 2004 the anti-Bush, anti-liberation of Iraq movement was in full swing and already emboldening the killers to do what they do best. Unfortunately PFC Sandoval got in the way of one of Sen. Kennedy's allies, aka: al qeda. Thank you peace activists. Thank you left wing. Thank you MSM. Well actually, may you rot from the eyeballs down. Unlike me, you'll not here his brothers complaining about it.

Fallen Patriot: Leroy Sandoval
PFC Sandoval was killed in a firefight while fighting insurgents in Fallujah, Iraq on March 26, 2004. He was posthumously awarded a Bronze Star for Valor.
Leroy volunteered to serve in the Marines and believed in the mission of freedom in the Middle East. Leroy was a platoon-mate of a Vets for Freedom founder. His family supports the mission in Iraq and and are supporters of Vets for Freedom. https://www.vetsforfreedom.org/default.aspx?page=Home